Funny Shayari in Hindi

Wo ishk to karti hai par show nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khoon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Missed call to karti hai phone nahi karti…

Funny SMS in Hindi

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…